Mercury Retrograding // Unisex Boxy Tank walking in alignment shirt You are the protectress

You are the protectress

Wear it as a talisman when you’re moving through uncertainty

When your workout regime consists of more tacos than barbells

and exactly 2

This tank is for the women who guard their energy fiercely

Mercury Retrograding // Unisex Boxy Tank walking in alignment shirt You are the protectressMercury Retrograding. Dont even try it. Mercury is retrograding and so is everyones common sense. This bold, glitchy design simply states the chaos were all living through. No explanation needed: we all know what time it is. This tank is for the spiritually aware (and slightly unhinged) who know Mercury retrograde isnt just an excuse its a whole vibe. Perfect for blaming tech issues, awkward conversations, and general existential mayhem. Oversized