Seedy Strawberry Lemonade Stand blue-blocking stealthily snatching designer goods out

stealthily snatching designer goods out from under your fellow shoppers like a savage jungle predator

oversized flat-top sunglasses with black non-reflective lenses

just like a 90s sedan

Perfect for turning heads

with their blue non-reflective lenses & retro vibes

Seedy Strawberry Lemonade Stand blue-blocking stealthily snatching designer goods outRectangular frames that wont slip or bounce when the suns doing the most, and your seedy lemonade stand's thriving. What makes it so special? The unmistakable tang of Meyer lemons? The sweet corpses of muddled strawberries? The possibility that you threw caution to the wind and mixed this up in an industrial trash can away from the prying eyes of the health department?! Cool. We'll take 15 cups. Mmm, s'good. Made for Medium Noggins Just right midsize